I received another cold call email today from a crew I have never heard of who promise me that they will transform our business.

Here is the beautifully crafted non-sensical email that I received (I get a similar one every couple of days from another one of these “lead generation” specialists):

Hi Greg,

Just wanted to share a quick overview of how we help marketing agencies like Fuzion Communications add an extra $30,000 in revenue in the next 90 days. Here’s a quick overview of our process:

• Step 1: Set up an Automated Outbound Machine
• Step 2: Analyze and Build a List of Qualified Prospects 
• Step 3: Craft a High-Converting Message with an Irresistible Offer 
• Step 4: Launch an Outbound Campaign Sequence at Scale 
• Step 5: Gather Data, Iterate, and Optimize for Better Performance 

We stand behind our methods with a solid guarantee and performance offer. 

Would it make any sense to discuss this further? Let me know!

(God love the poor idiots who have been tasked with sending out this rubbish)

If anyone would like their magic wand details to transform your business just let me know.

Greg

Greg Canty is the Managing Partner of Fuzion, a full service Brand Communications agency in Ireland